Christian Micheals VS GI VS Sean Koch
Fairbanks:Welcome back to another exciting addition of Friday Fury!
Creed: yeah yeah yeah, who cares, once again im jack creed and this fruit loop next to me is james fairbanks....
Fairbanks: could you please be professional for once? because you really are sarting to drag ratings down...
Creed: look, just like my late great hero "classy" Freddy Blassie used to say, "Shut up you pencil neck geek!"
Fairbanks: .......
Creed: thats what i thought!...im calling the shots tonight....now go get my damn Nacho`s...bitch!
Fairbanks:..yes sir.....
Creed:...now let me start this all off by saying, here comes christian micheals!...i love this kid, tis too bad he got bitched last week by that satanic satan....ahahahahaha! i crack myself up some times!..oh and here comes Sean Koch......let me just say this about the kid.....oh hey a birdy flying out the window!......
Fairbanks: hey im back, they didnt have nachos so i ran out to the 7-11 and bought some tostitos for ya...
Creed: thats more like it....
Fairbanks: well i made it here just in time cause muh main man GI is making his way to the ring, and taking his sweet ol` time too as Micheals and Koch beat the hell out of eachother in the ring!
Creed: please, dont say "Muh Main man" ever again...or i will be forced to execute a mean pile driver on you.......
Fairbanks: sorry sir....Gi makes it into the ring and immediately devestates both men with a stiff clothesline, GI climbs the ropes and executes a textbook 450 splash on the fallen koch....im getting word from the back that this is a elimination match so lets see how this plays out...
Creed: Micheals is pouncing GI, but he scouts mr micheals, GI turns around and nails a huge Belly To Belly Suplex, GI bounces off the ropes and nails the Rolling Thunder witch shook the whole damn ring!
Fairbanks:well Koch is standing in the corner and is catching his breath, but GI sees him and rushes at him, GI goes for a spear, but Koch jumps over him, Gi slows down quick enough to run up the ropes, turn around and drop Koch with that bicycle kick, GI Gets back to his feet but so does Koch, and Micheals
Creed: why is GI laughing?
Fairbanks: well heres your answer, GI turns around and spring boards himself off the middle rope, doing a moonault, he hooks both mens heads and executes a double reverse DDT!!!...GI is picking Koch up and...oh here it comes...DECAPITATION!!
Creed:ONE!..TWO!!..THREE!!!..Koch has been eliminated!!
Fairbanks:...GI immediately locks Micheals into the Ankle lock!, micheals is screaming in pain, he is about to tap out.....but before he does, GI lets go and climbs the turnbuckle playing to the crowd, and boy do they love that!!
Creed: Micheals is slowly making his way to his feet, GI turn s around and sees him, Micheals is leaning against the ropes, on the other side of the ring....
Fairbanks:...GI is smiling again, this cant be good at all.....GI Leaps across the ring!! SUPER SEVERED!!! GI just leaped off the top rope across the ring and hit the Severed on Micheals, micheals bounced off the ropes and GI rolled him up...
Creed: ONE!..TWO!!..THREE!!!
Fairbanks: GI WINS IT I CAN ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT!!!
Creed: thats a first......
Fairbanks: well this cant be good for either Sean Koch, and Christian Micheals careers because quite frankly, in creeds words...they got bitched....and this sit the second time Micheals has gotten beaten this bad, in two weeks, i na triple threat match.....
Creed:...myabe he should make a quilt or something....
Fairbanks: maybe.....
Creed: go get me nachos....
Fairbanks: yes sir....
Creed: while he goes and gets me a refill on my nachos, why dont you all stay tuned because we will be right back!!
::before UCW goes to commercial, GI grabs a mic::
GI: FEAR THE CODE RED!!!
::he tosses the mic aside as his music hits and he exits the ring area while his opponents are loaded onto stretchers::
Winner: GI